Always Original, Always Authentic

Carolyn Parello

Carolyn ParelloCarolyn ParelloCarolyn Parello
Click Here for my book Suburban Derelict

Always Original, Always Authentic

Carolyn Parello

Carolyn ParelloCarolyn ParelloCarolyn Parello
Click Here for my book Suburban Derelict

My Life

Born on the South Side of Chicago, sharpened by the grit of New York City, and shaped by wild stops in between, I am a creative mad hatter with a flair for the unexpected. My style? Bold, humorous and always unconventional - whether I’m splashing paint across a canvas or twisting words into something you didn’t see coming.


Forget the polished degrees and prestigious awards - because honestly, who cares? I’m not here to impress you with credentials. I’m here to create. My work is the real deal: Always Original. Always Authentic.


WHY I WRITE

I hold an advanced degree in creative mischief, with a double minor in genius-level balderdash and spontaneous wit. Writing is my playground, my comedic relief, and at times my confessional booth.


I write because words are just another canvas-except instead of paint, I get to throw out clever observations, irony and the occasional plot twist. Whether I’m telling stories, or crafting poetic nonsense that somehow hits you in the gut, I’m here to entertain, surprise, and maybe make you laugh when you least expect it.


WHY I PAINT

I paint because I love creating big, bold images that don’t just hang on a wall- they demand your attention like a cab driver laying on the horn. My colors don’t whisper-they shout, grab you by the arm, and pull you straight into the heart of the scene.


When you look at my work, I don’t want polite nods - I want double takes. I want you to feel the city’s rhythm in your chest, hear the subway screeching, smell hot pretzels and the questionable street meat. It’s not just art; it’s a full-blown sensory experience. My work is powerful, loud and unapologetically alive!


WHY I DO IT MY WAY

When you know you’ve got the vision, the god given talent, the inner instincts that others can’t quite tap into…why compromise? When your style is distinctive and original, the regular way just doesn’t cut it. It’s not arrogance - it’s sheer brilliance. So no, there isn’t another way…Not when you are gifted. Not when you follow your calling, and not when you do everything in your power to make it happen. Frankly, it’s the unwavering belief system stemming from the bottom of your soul that tells you to never give up.

My Artwork, My Way - NYC

Hoboken Rooftops 54h x 48W- Oil

    My Artwork, My Way - Chicago

    Bonnie Miss 68h x 54w- Oil

      My Artwork, My Way - Monsterpieces

      Memorial Gardens 48h x 42w- Oil

        My Artwork, My Way - Travel

        The Metro, Paris 52h x 67w- Oil

          What’s an Auto*Bull*ography?

          • It’s a humorous memoir
          • Part truth, part tall tale and 100% entertainment
          • A kaleidoscope of chaos, comedy and creative embellishment


          TRUDY WARNING

          This memoir contains questionable choices, unfiltered thoughts and a healthy amount of sophomoric humor. 


          Please proceed with caution.




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          My Words, My Auto*bull*ography

          Sketch of things coming in and out of head
          Garage sale item - bust of woman
          House during winter
          Painting of a gas light
          Picture of a grandmother
          Painting of men gossiping
          Painting of a pay toilet
          Picture of person dressed as Abe Lincoln with young girl
          Girl jumping in pool
          Drawing of women swearing
          Picture of girl laying on sign of Welcome to Oklahoma
          Drawing of self

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          Suburban Derelict by Carolyn Parello

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